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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2342 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?
So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!