Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Zombie Dances: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 3708

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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