ShowerCraftLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	1656

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineTube Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Zombie Dances:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4479	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	8399

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	3899
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Potions Brewed:	118	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FoodTossinParentLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your mom feeding your kids junk food. We promise there will be no Happy Meals here, only happy players building and exploring in a virtual world.

Escape the chaos of your family dynamics and join us for a fun and relaxing Minecraft experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to the fast food drama!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	406	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DumbBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we convinced someone that creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is full of hilarious shenanigans and crazy stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see what other ridiculous myths we can come up with next!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineCraftyLaughs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds! We’ve got more jokes than a clown convention and more pranks than a mischievous Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hilarious, even the chickens are cracking up! And don’t even get us started on the pigs… let’s just say they’ve got some wild stand-up routines.

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you could be rolling on the floor laughing with us? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s funnier than a creeper trying to tell a knock-knock joke!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SubmarineCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where China’s newest nuclear submarine sank? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? It’s all part of the crazy fun on this server! Join now to witness the wildest military modernization mishaps in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you explore the depths of the ocean where the submarine sank, but you can also build your own nuclear-powered base to defend against any unexpected sinkings. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and hilarity of this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia!

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so like, imagine if Hungary was like a Minecraft server, right? and like, Russia was trying to take over and stuff. but then Orbán’s top aide was all like, “nah, we ain’t givin’ in to Russia, we gonna fight ’em off like a boss!”

so yeah, this server is like the ultimate battleground, where you gotta defend your land from evil forces and stuff. but don’t worry, ’cause we got epic weapons and armor to help you out. plus, there’s like secret underground tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere.

also, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock a special power that lets you turn into a dragon and fly around the map breathing fire on your enemies. how cool is that?!

so come join our server and be a part of the epic battle against Russia. Orbán’s top aide believes in you, and so do we! let’s show those bad guys who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	262353	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Genetic Link LOL – Minecraft

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, there’s this study that says there’s, like, a genetic thingy that makes you more likely to have schizophrenia and other mental stuff, right? but get this, it’s more common in dudes than chicks with schizophrenia. so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, genetically linked to mental disorders, this is the place for you, bro. come join the madness and let your inner crazy out in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Void Gems Collected:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

What are Minecraft servers like Concordia MC ?

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Some servers similar to Concordia MC include:

1. HermitCraft – A popular semi-vanilla server with a focus on community interaction and collaboration. Players can join a vast world and create their own unique structures while also participating in group events and challenges.

2. The Hive – A server with a wide variety of mini-games and game modes to keep players entertained. From survival games to parkour challenges, The Hive offers something for everyone looking for a fun and competitive Minecraft experience.

3. Hypixel – Known for its diverse range of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel is a server that offers endless entertainment for players of all skill levels. Whether you prefer PvP battles or creative building challenges, Hypixel has something for you.

4. Mineplex – Another popular server with a focus on mini-games and community-driven events. Mineplex offers a wide range of game modes, including survival, creative, and competitive challenges, making it a great choice for players looking for a fun and engaging Minecraft experience.

5. CubeCraft Games – A server that offers a mix of both classic and custom mini-games, CubeCraft Games is perfect for players who enjoy both traditional Minecraft gameplay and unique challenges. With regular updates and new game modes added regularly, CubeCraft Games keeps players coming back for more.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Towns Built:	9
Emeralds Found:	6645	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored llamas that will guide you to the land of unlimited diamonds and flying pigs!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains in search of players to challenge to a game of snowball dodgeball. If you can beat him, he’ll grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, he’s a mischievous one).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Villages Defended:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Snowflake Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling guilty for simply existing as a white person? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to self-acceptance! Our server is filled with magical unicorns who will sprinkle you with glitter and remind you that being white is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret rainbow sheep hidden in the world, all your white guilt will disappear forever! So come join us and embrace your whiteness in the most fabulous way possible! 🌈🦄 #WhitePrideCrafters

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DadBlameMCServer

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So, picture this: you’re chilling on our Minecraft server, building your dream castle, when suddenly, your dad shows up late to your birthday party in the game. But wait, he’s not just late, he straight up misses the whole thing because he’s too busy attending his girlfriend’s virtual church event. I mean, come on, who does that?

But fear not, because on our server, we don’t tolerate this kind of nonsense. We prioritize epic builds and virtual celebrations over fake church events any day. Plus, we have a strict “no drama” policy, so you won’t have to deal with any family feuds while you’re playing.

Join us now and let’s build some crazy memories together. Who needs a dad who misses your birthday party when you have a whole community of Minecraft players who have your back? Let’s show your dad what he’s missing out on by joining the coolest Minecraft server out there.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Villages Defended:	9	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DoggyJavaDen

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Are you tired of dealing with aggressive dogs at your favorite coffee shop? Join our Minecraft server where the only aggressive creatures you’ll encounter are creepers! No more worrying about unruly pets ruining your peaceful coffee time.

Our server is dog-friendly, but only in a virtual sense. You won’t have to worry about someone else’s poorly behaved pooch ruining your day. Plus, our virtual coffee shop has a massive open terrace where you can build and relax without any real-life drama.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to confront rude dog owners or deal with their misbehaving pets. Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. So come on in and start building your own peaceful paradise, free from aggressive dogs and disrespectful owners.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PublicPickleEater Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever seen someone build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a village square? Or maybe witnessed a player riding a pig while wearing a full suit of diamond armor? Well, get ready for even more wacky and wild antics on our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a server where the only rule is to be as absurd and ridiculous as possible. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves covering everyone’s houses in pink wool? We support it!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT fishing” where players compete to see who can catch the most fish using only explosives. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground dance parties that happen every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy – you never know when you might accidentally set yourself on fire while trying to ride a llama dressed as a pirate.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.