Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Dimension Hops: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Gods Slained: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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