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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7831 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7991 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 326 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!