| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8629 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
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mc.shovelmine.ru
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 323 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5964 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!
2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.
3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.
4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9374 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 108 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9896 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2972 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 453 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.
plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.
so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5031 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 236 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 848 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Votes: | 1708 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1322 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!
Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2314 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 164 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4301 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 185 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1108 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!
To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.
momanarchy.aternos.me:50750
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 174 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.
We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.
So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4668 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!
Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3709 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2239 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4377 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1410 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.
You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.
And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.
So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1351 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.
But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.
So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!
