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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1207 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2031 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!