ShortKingCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	3654

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

Star Wars Episode I Closer to IV Than Today

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	New Chunks Explored:	951789
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

yo yo yo come join dis server where time is all messed up like a mashed up potato salad. we got jedi knights fighting dinosaurs and steve from minecraft teaming up with the avengers to take down thanos. u betta bring ur A game cuz u never know when a portal to the upside down is gonna open up and demogorgons start wrecking havoc. plus, did i mention we got a secret underground city made entirely out of cheese? yeah, it’s lit fam. so come on down and join the craziest minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. may the force be with you, or whatever.

LifeSMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Animals Bred:	108
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview
Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins will be added. Join our discord for more info. Server rules are no x-ray, no hacking clients. Server will be cracked so everyone can join. Version: 1.21.4. Server starts in 7 days. Exploits are allowed. Good luck!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins will be added to the server?	Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins.
How can I get more information about the server?	Join our discord for more info.
What are the server rules?	No x-ray, no hacking clients.
Is the server cracked?	Yes, everyone can join.
What version is the server running on?	1.21.4
When does the server start?	In 7 days.
Are exploits allowed on the server?	Yes, any of them.
Where can I join the discord?	https://discord.gg/xH5WQqRq

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, Coin Calculator, Drop Rates, ETERNAL, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Interlude Timeline, Koyanskaya of Light, mats, NA General, Nahui Mictlān, New Year’s 2025, Nitocris (Alter), quartz, Quests, rank up, Rate Up Tracker, Raw Database, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Summer, Summoning Info

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	1249

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lostbelt No.7 but in block form. We got a Golden Sea of Trees, Nahui Mictlān vibe going on, where you can rule the planet with your pixelated power.

And guess what, we got a special Nahui Mictlān Nitocris (Alter) Pickup Summon event happening, where you can summon some epic alter versions of your favorite Minecraft characters.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a New Year’s 2025 Countdown Campaign with crazy pickups and summons that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get me started on the “Lostbelt No.7” Pre-Release Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon event. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of this Minecraft server that will make you question reality. Let’s goooooo!

Sunken Cost Minecraft SMP – Destroying Decks and Taking Names

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server is like a tornado in a teacup – wild, unpredictable, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you’re ready to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. Our players are like a pack of rabid wolves, ready to pounce on any unsuspecting victim who dares to step foot in our world.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our secret weapon – the sunken cost fallacy. Once you join our server, you’ll be so invested in the madness that you won’t be able to tear yourself away. It’s like a black hole of entertainment, sucking you in and never letting go.

So if you’re brave enough to face the chaos, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, and if you’re prepared to witness the destruction of decks and the rise of the ultimate Minecraft empire, then come join us. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP

biggest scam, BRAINWASHING, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fraud, Greed, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, power, Propaganda, ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP, society, SOLD

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Votes:	2190
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.

Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.

And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.

CraftyLyricMisheard

comedy, CraftyLyricMisheard, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, funny moment, humor, laughable, Lyrics, misheard lyrics, misinterpretation, mistake, misunderstanding, Music, pop culture, pop music, silly, song, stupid

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!

OilRigMinecraftServer

Baltic Sea, boards, Communication, Cut, cyber attack, energy security, finland, inspection, international relations, internet cables, investigation, Maritime, naval forces, oil tanker, OilRigMinecraftServer, power cables, Russian-linked, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Votes:	4058	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Enchantments Applied:	116	Players Killed by Monsters:	7231

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we board Russian-linked oil tankers and cut undersea cables for POWER and INTERNET! like, who needs normal survival mode when u can be a pirate in Finland?! Join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles on the high seas. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find them. So come on, mateys, set sail for the most insane Minecraft server ever!

PhillyMissileWithdrawal

China, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military presence, missile defense, peacekeeping efforts, Philippines, PhillyMissileWithdrawal, political tension, regional stability, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, U.S

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	105	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5543

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?

SunFun COME IN .. VANILLA GRIEF We are waiting only for you Minecraft server

1.16.5, Beta Testing, Grief, Minecraft, project team, Server, SunFun, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	44
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ores Mined:	2653
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

SunFun is a vanilla and griefer minecraft server running on version 1.16.5! The server has two modes: vanilla and vulture. At the moment the server is in beta testing! We really hope that you will stay with us!

PS SunFun project team

SunFun.vedroid.su

Elder Scrolls Server

adventurers, assassins, city, Count, Elder, Elder Councilman, emperor, Empire, Farm, general, guild, Guild Master, Massive World, Minecraft, Roleplay, rp, Scrolls, Server, Siege, soldiers, Statesmen, Timeline, Village, Villains

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1283	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elder Scrolls Universe RP
Features	Build a city Create an empire Be a soldier in a massive siege Form a guild of assassins Relax in a quiet village and farm
Join Our Discord	https://discord.gg/jDP9c5RN6g

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I become a General or Emperor in the server?	Yes, our unique timeline allows anyone to become a General, Elder Councilman, Guild Master, Emperor, Count, etc. and shape the server’s history.
What can I do in the server?	You can build cities, create empires, participate in sieges, form guilds, relax in villages, farm, and much more!
Is there a specific theme for the server?	Yes, the server is based in the Elder Scrolls Universe, providing a rich lore and world for players to immerse themselves in.

The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4587	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	New Chunks Explored:	987917
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	6970	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!