Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). Our server is like no other, with events like the “Tour de Inferno” where you have to navigate through a maze of lava and fire to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive programs like “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can face off against the Devs themselves in a battle of wits and skills. And don’t even get us started on the Agent Records, featuring legendary players like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden codes for in-game rewards or stumble upon secret links to mysterious resources. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft SMP – join today and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Married2Minecraft

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Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

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Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Villages Defended:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HolidayNomzCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old holiday food year after year? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Picture this: a giant turkey made entirely out of diamond blocks, mashed potatoes that actually explode when you eat them, and a pumpkin pie that gives you super speed for 24 hours straight. Join our server and feast like never before! Who needs real holiday food when you can have virtual feasts that defy all logic and reason? Come join us and get ready to have your taste buds blown away!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NasrallahsRevengeMC

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Yo, dis server be lit like a firecracker in a TNT factory! We got players from Russia, Turkey, Hamas, and even aliens from Mars joining in on the fun. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named Nasrallah was the terror chief of the server. He was causing chaos and blowing up everyone’s builds with his creeper army. But fear not, brave warriors from all corners of the world banded together to take him down. And when they finally defeated him, the server erupted in celebration like a party in a pig pen.

So come join us and be a part of the madness. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. Who knows, you might even become the next terror chief of the server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Finerenone’s Heart Haven

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so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Farms Harvested:	111

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

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SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is SquatchCraft?	SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
How can I join the SquatchCraft server?	Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	55	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

I_Tried_To_Be_A_Normie Minecraft SMP

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> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, living your best Minecraft life, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic SMP you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking next level builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are as wild as they come.

> And get this – the only way to join is by following some secret celebrities on Instagram. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re talking A-listers, influencers, the whole shebang. But here’s the kicker – once you do, you’ll be granted access to a world of Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before.

> But beware, my friend. This SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that if you don’t post enough pics of your epic builds or share your craziest Minecraft stories, you’ll be permanently suspended from the server. And trust me, you do NOT want to mess with the admins on this one.

So, are you ready to dive headfirst into the insanity? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember – don’t mess with Zuckerberg, or you might just find yourself permanently suspended from the fun.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBoobOpinions

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4184
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

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LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2