ShortAt70kMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our crazy SMP where the currency is actually short shorts worth $70,000 each! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of fashion-obsessed pandas who only accept payment in the form of trendy clothing items.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and get ready for some seriously silly shenanigans!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GhGRPL Plant Power Server

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so, like, u know how plants r always getting stressed out by, like, the weather and bugs and stuff? well, dis server has this super cool thing called GhGRPL that makes plants super tough and resilient. like, they become like hulk plants or something, ready to take on anything that comes their way.

join dis server and watch as ur plants become unstoppable forces of nature. no more worrying about pesky bugs or bad weather ruining ur crops. with GhGRPL, ur plants will be like the superheroes of the garden world.

so come on, join dis server and witness the amazing power of GhGRPL. ur plants will thank u for it, trust me.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JugoRealms

Balkan Skyblock Community Adventure Empire Challenges Creativity Survival Explore Paradise Unique features Innovation Build Fun Balkan Minecraft Jugo Realms Build Explore Fun Sky, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Jugo Realms, a community that brings old charm to Balkan Minecraft.

Join an exciting adventure in our Skyblock world, where you will build your empire in the sky. Through challenges and creativity, survive, explore and expand your little paradise in the sky. Enjoy unique features, a great community and constant innovations that will make your experience unforgettable. Get ready to build, explore and have a lot of fun!

Your Jugo Realms.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TradersTown

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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Marine’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and building a castle made entirely out of cake!

Forget about Marine’s new song, because on our server, the only music you’ll hear is the sweet sound of creepers exploding in the distance. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Minecraft Creeper Fan Club

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Team Liquid on top of the world in Dota 2, and that’s basically like having the Avengers in your server.

We have information and guides that will blow your mind, like lore that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Need statistics? We’ve got you covered with websites that will track your every move in-game.

But wait, there’s more! We have news and streams that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a Minecraft version of Team Liquid dominating the server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca

FamFirstOverBestiesVaca, family bonding, Family commitments, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family illness, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, family vacation, Family Values, friend bonding, friend commitments, friend communication, friend conflicts, friend expectations, friend loyalty, friend relationships, friend support, friend trip, friend values, prioritizing family, quality time, sister with MS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of real-life conflicts about family time and priorities? Well, look no further! On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken coop.

Imagine a world where your sister’s MS diagnosis doesn’t exist and your brother’s kids’ spring break plans are just a distant memory. Instead, you can focus on crafting the perfect diamond sword and battling creepers with your virtual family.

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and experience the thrill of planning virtual trips with your friends, without the stress of conflicting schedules. Who needs real-life getaways when you can explore endless virtual worlds with your pals?

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Items Found:	5308
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RedFlagIgnoreCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Ignore all the red flags and join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They were so amazed by the madness that they never wanted to leave! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Ignore all the red flags and embrace the chaos! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lignin Defense Craft

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so epic that even plants are getting in on the action? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even GhMYB3D5 is promoting defense-induced lignin accumulation!

Like, imagine building your own fortress while also helping plants grow and defend themselves. It’s like being a superhero for nature, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where even the plants are getting in on the fun?

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where you can be a plant-loving warrior and build the most epic structures you can imagine. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	155
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GoatSMP

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[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
New Chunks Explored:	897220	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Star Shards Collected:	298
Farms Harvested:	903	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

aita, autism, bedtime routine, Blame, broken TV, children, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, discipline, discipline techniques, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, supervision, troubles, water damage

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BabyBlockBully

baby names, BabyBlockBully, BLACKPINK, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disrespect, Drama, emotional, friendship, Kpop, Lisa, Motherhood, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Self Respect, Support, VALUES

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NightmareCraft

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Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.