Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).

But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
Holy Grails Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PhoenixMC

    PhoenixMC

    BEST IS PHOENIXMC PLAY AND FUN GUYS AND BUY CRATES ARMOR AND U ARE POWER FULL IN SERVER ANY PROMLEBS CONTENT OPRATERS

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Mystia | 1.20.1 Survival | Keep Inventory | Good Vibes

    Mystia | 1.20.1 Survival | Keep Inventory | Good Vibes
    Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

    We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

    Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

    If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

    USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NYXO MC

    NYXO MC

    NYXOMC offers an immersive Minecraft experience with a variety of exciting features. Our server features a captivating crates system that allows you to earn keys through gameplay or purchases, unlocking crates filled with valuable items, rare resources, and enticing cosmetics. Engage in thrilling combat with the lifesteal mechanic, strategically recovering health by dealing damage to foes. Dive into a world of progression with MCmmo, where you can level up skills through tasks, unlocking unique abilities. Plus, customize your gear with custom enchantments and dive into the economy with various job options. Join NYXOMC for a rich and dynamic Minecraft adventure

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • AndoMC

    AndoMC

    The best SMP server that can physically exist in this universe is now in OPEN BETA! and i’m ready for people to come try it out, see what works and what doesn’t! discord.gg/YdePNEQ2eg

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ZeanoxMC

    ZeanoxMC

    OP Skyblock ============== OP Factions ============== Were hiring all positions Have what it takes? Create a ticket!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Ganomus

    Ganomus

    Welcome to our Minecraft haven, where excitement knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a custom world featuring unique items, mobs, and dazzling item skins. Express your style with exclusive cosmetics as you explore a PvP arena, conquer bossfight events, and thrive in the survival experience.

    Economic enthusiasts will find their niche with jobs and quests, contributing to a thriving in-game economy. Join a vibrant community, full of friendly faces and endless updates. Brace yourself for two-week events packed with new content, ensuring the adventure never ceases.

    Join us on this thrilling journey where every block tells a story, and every player is a part of our ever-evolving Minecraft family!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • kuveru Network

    kuveru Network

    IP DE JAVA: kuveru.com IP DE BEDROCK : kuveru.com PUERTO : 4188 —————————————————————– We are a new NetWork eager to expand, we have the following modalities: – Survival OP + Mysterious Cosmetics Chests + Loot Boxes / Keys + Ranks with many advantages + Protection stones + Levels with rewards + And many more functions… DISCOVER THEM

    Online Players – in the last

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description

    L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description

    L&N Craft

    We strive to be a small, tight-knit community made for long term building with player–based resets. Along with a strict interview process for our new players, ensuring they are in agreeance with our rules and would be a good fit to our community. This is an 18+ server for all the people out there who want a more mature space to make jokes, be comfortable, and fit in.

    Vanilla+

    Our server has a few quality of life plugins for the comfort and freedom of our players that do the following:

    – Check amount of bees and honey in beehives

    – Turn item frames invisible and you can open chests through them

    – Right-click to harvest crops

    – Leaves decay much faster

    – Removes the “Too expensive” message on anvils

    – Have custom tags when you donate/get recognized

    – A few more!

    How to Join

    First join our discord where you’ll be prompted with our rules, then go on to an interview request form. Upon acceptance with that you’ll have a required voice interview with one of our staff members who will then review your answers and appropriately move you on from there.

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/2QN27CCH86

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

    PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

    Welcome to **PokeClash**! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

    Server Version: **1.4**

    **Features**

    – Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

    Server Links & Info

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclashModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 94
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftDem Heartz

    CraftDem Heartz
    Welcome to CraftDem Heartz!!!

    This isn’t your typical space traveling Kingdom Hearts adventure. What if when exiting the door of Traverse Town, there was grass and trees? Continue exploring while fighting off heartless and other familiar creatures till you come across… a Chocobo Farm? Agrabah? or even Balamb Garden? Yes, you will find these and many more locations from Kingdom Hearts/Disney/Pixar/Final Fantasy that you can visit on foot(or mount) in this custom made map.

    Currently whitelisted while we build. If you would like to help, please reach out. Terrain could use some love and constantly adding builds. We will also need a large variety of models for mobs, gear, furniture, etc. The focus is the builds but music/sound creation and extra minds to bounce story ideas would be nice too.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/296h8CRxYS

    History debrief:

    This has been an ongoing project of mine for a few years now that I have originally planned out close to a decade ago. Over the past 4 years, we have gone through several obstacles and had originally been set up with the intention of using mods and the kingdomkeys mod(highly recommend trying out) but with mods progressing at diff levels, it made it difficult to create this vision. So we went with plugins and resourcepacks which also means creating everything from scratch(weapons, mobs, leveling system, etc.) but it is soo worth it.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Black Hole SevTech

    Black Hole SevTech

    Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

    Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4691 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Web_

    Web_

    Project Eden is an Old-School Non OP Prison. Work your way through four wings, each with their own unique ecosystem , loot table, and design. Work hard and gather resources, or use brute force and trickery to rob from those honest few. No matter the strategy, you’ll have to form alliances if you wish to feel truly safe.

    C-Prisoner- Fresh out out the cyropod right into an alien planet, this is your first step to see if you will earn your freedom, or toil away incaptivity.

    B-Prisoner – You’ve proven yourself capable and have begin to make a name for yourself. Finally, you can assert some “authority”

    A-Prisoner- You’ve seen many shapeless nights, the chaos on the enclosure is routine to you now, in fact your starting most of it. Here you should have strong alliances made and rivals to target.

    Elite-Prisoner- You are the Apex Predator of this Ecosystem, will you control your turf with approachable business, or cutthroat schemes. Freedom is almost in sight.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • pinecraftequestrian.com

    pinecraftequestrian.com

    This server is pinecraftequestrian for horse lovers. It is for my granddaugter to play her games on Mindcraft.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BoredomMC

    BoredomMC

    Boredom MC is a private/whitelisted vanilla gameplay SMP server focused on keeping Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played. We now only accept players that are 17 years of age, or older. We have a dedicated staff team and an amazing community of tightly-knitted players who make this an experience to never forget. Don’t hesitate to become a part of our amazing, and active community.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!

    Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!

    Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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