Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).

But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Derp Islands

    Derp Islands

    Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Dimension Hops: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • XyionGaming

    XyionGaming

    Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Chimeras Created: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Engamma Craft

    Engamma Craft

    Engamma is a server with many features!

    As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

    Come join this amazing towny adventure!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Animals Bred: 192 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KoonKraft

    KoonKraft

    KoonKraft Network

    Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Xaloria

    Xaloria

    Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

    1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

    At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9133 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BiberCraft

    BiberCraft

    BiberCraft – more than just a name

    It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

    Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

    BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

    And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • German Infected Gamers

    German Infected Gamers
    German Infected Gamers

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9516 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Almura

    Almura

    SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dimension Hops: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • InstaPvP

    InstaPvP

    Factions,PvP,Hardcore,Raiding,Great Shop,Mcmmo,Great Staff,Pvp Arena,Fast Xp,Fastsoup,ScoreBoard,Drop Party.

    Xp Bottles For Cheap + Lots Of Building And PvP. Not Loads Of VIP’s Running Around With Kits nearly Everyone Legit. [1.6.2]

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DaleTech Minecraft

    DaleTech Minecraft

    A community built minecraft server with a focus on building and fun. We have many interesting plugins and ways to play. Come join us!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 8942
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Dragonhollow

    Dragonhollow

    After the Minecraft World’s 1.8 catastrophic events, Dragonhollow fell into apocalyptic chaos and life ceased to exist.

    New life sprang from a small pool of water which became the centre of the world’s existence. First, the world of Dragonhollow was reborn, the creatures both good and bad, once again flooded the forests. On February 1st, 2015, nomads once again began to gather and settle on the fertile land; conquering it.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Parsonage

    Parsonage

    Parsonage is an up to date server with experienced staff and a friendly community. Looking for valued players such as yourself if your reading this 😛

    Parsonage comes equipped with its own custom modpack and a whole can of woop ……. butt

    The Parsonage experience is a modpack and multiplayer server made for that modpack to allow for a group of balanced mods for focus on improving three major areas of your gaming experience and simply watching how they blend together. Those three main focal points are tech, cosmetics, and farming.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • RPGFactions

    RPGFactions

    RPGFactions.com is one of the most unique Factions servers! Join us now to have the time of your life in Minecraft! Here is what our extremely unique server has inside of it!

    – Levels – Custom Mobs – Custom Terrain – Grenades – Guns

    IP: rpgfactions.com Site: rpgfactions.com

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • CreeperCommunity

    CreeperCommunity

    We are a small server with SurvivalGames and much more.

    We have 6 SurvivalGames arenas, 5 of them are from the star designer Vareide, 1 of them is our Freebuild-Arena from galaxyfriend.

    We also have a city where you can buy your own house or penthouse.

    Do you want more than member? Come into our team! Tell us why you “must go 😉 ” into our team on www.creepercommunity.net

    We are looking forward to you

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DragonEyePvp

    DragonEyePvp

    Welcome to DragonEyePvp! We assure the staff of DragonEyePvp is also up to the standard of our server. Each member of our dedicated staff will respond to any call, given the availabilty of the staff member at the time, with up-most haste. This ensures that our server remain fair and hacker free for the rest of the players that wish to play fairly.

    We at DragonEyepvp hope to see you on our server, and we hope that you have a great time playing with our community!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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