Shoe-Licking Cock-Sucker Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TartarusCore Minecraft server

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Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty People Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	232320
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sparkle World Minecraft server

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Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2926

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.