Shoe-Licking Cock-Sucker Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

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Free and high-quality vanilla server with its own features! C:

At CAPITALIPSIS you play as you please! All his mechanicsdesigned in such a way that you can simply play Minecraftand at the same time develop your privilege, privacy and economy!

Play with or without private, farm coins or not… the choice is yours! But you’ll have to think about privileges. After all, many chips such as: measurements and special items are not immediately available and will require some work!

• Only current and fully translated plugins ✔• Responsive and constantly playing administration ✔• Stable work 24/7 for more than one year ✔

We will always welcome new players ^^

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never update their content? Well, look no further because our server, let’s call it “Pirate Cove,” has finally caught up with the latest scanlations of Seven Seas manga! That’s right, we’re on the cutting edge of manga updates in the Minecraft world.

Join our server for a chance to sail the Seven Seas in search of rare manga treasures. Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of manga-loving pirates, and embark on epic adventures to uncover hidden scanlations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret island filled with unlimited manga resources just waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join “Pirate Cove” and be a part of the most manga-obsessed Minecraft community out there? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s set sail for adventure and manga madness!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this epic journey to support our queen, Kamala Harris, in her quest to become the ultimate POTUS #47! This server is all about creating the dankest memes, roasting Trump supporters, and spreading the word about Mommy Kamala.

Are you ready to denounce MAGA and Trump once and for all? Then grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some liberal tears, because we’re here to make sure Lil’ Donnie gets the boot this November!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have access to exclusive links to the Democratic Party website, Kamala Harris’ personal page, and even a subreddit dedicated to our queen. Plus, we have a special thread theme that will have you grooving while you craft your memes.

In our latest achievements, Kamala Harris turns 60 and we’re celebrating with a look back at her top 15 highlights. Plus, Georgia crosses the 1 million threshold during early voting, and even young Republicans are backing Kamala’s plan for marijuana. It’s all happening in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Kamala Harris is our queen, our savior, and our ultimate meme machine! #Coconut #Brat #MommyKamala #Mamala

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Pøøp ęąţ Minecraft Server

Welcome to Pøøp ęąţ, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Pøøp ęąţ and instantly found themselves surrounded by magical unicorns and flying pigs. The player rode on the back of a rainbow llama and battled evil creepers with a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. They even stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples!

But that’s not all! On Pøøp ęąţ, you can build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet-shaped castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. You can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us at Pøøp ęąţ, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real hoot!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /aicg/ – a server dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots… because who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

Our community is filled with the wackiest and wildest players who have created interactive experiences that will blow your mind. From giving instructions to AI hosts to unleashing the power of models like Claude 3.5 Sonnet and Gemini, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai that will take your AI chatbot experience to the next level. And let’s not forget about our insane collection of bots that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chat with AI chatbots, create mind-boggling experiences, and embark on ridiculous adventures like breaking out of jail with your virtual friends? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us at /aicg/ and let the madness begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Belief Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our custom-built spawn area, complete with a giant statue of Steve doing the floss dance.

Once you venture out into the world, you’ll encounter mobs like zombie chickens and creeper pigs, all wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that fart rainbows when you open them.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually retired superheroes who will trade you rare items for cookies. So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Four Pioneer SMP CLD-V880 Laserdisc Players

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow next to a bouquet of flowers in a glass vase? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the flowers come to life and start dancing the cha-cha with the grass!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of baby zombies who have claimed it as their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Oops, GlitchyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas come prancing through, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of friendly creepers show up to help you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade rare items for fish scales.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society

18 year old, children, Companionship, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Desires, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, Expectations, family, Girlfriend, long-term commitment, love, Minecraft, partner, relationships, romance, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, society, unrealistic expectations, year, young love

Are you tired of society not giving you what you deserve? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll not only find amazing builds and friendly players, but you’ll also be granted a cute 18 year old girlfriend who will love you unconditionally and have your children. That’s right, our server comes with its own matchmaking service! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start building your virtual family today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Explorium | Vanilla+ | WhiteList server Minecraft

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? Explorium is a server where vanilla Minecraft comes to life with new colors! ?

Here, players don’t just play – they shape the very reality of the server, voting for unique mechanics, crafts and events. You can influence the development of the Minecraft world and take part in creating new opportunities!

? What makes us unique?

Events and voting: We launch small events every month, and large ones every three months. Vote for new mechanics or stop the changes – the outcome is always in the hands of the community!

Exclusive mechanics: On Explorium you will find custom items and recipes that will change the usual gameplay (for example, cooking in custom cauldrons and much more).

Friendly community and support – we are always there to help and discuss ideas for new events and mechanics.

? Don’t miss the chance to become part of our world! Join us on Discord to follow all the updates, participate in polls and keep abreast of new events.

Version: 1.21-1.21.1

➡️ Join our Discord and be the first to know everything!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kamala’s KFC Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.

But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Holy Minecraft SMP – Christian Themed Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take our Christian theme very seriously! Join us for some sinful search adventures as we build our holy empire and fend off the creepers with the power of prayer.

Our server is so lit, even the angels are dropping mixtapes. Check out Angel Hare’s haunting melodies that will make you daydream and deflect those evil mobs away. And don’t forget to visit our EP’s website for some divine inspiration.

But that’s not all, we also have games like Ultrakill, where you can unleash your inner demon slayer, and Faith: The Unholy Trinity for some intense spiritual battles. And if you’re feeling blasphemous, try out Binding of Isaac or Blasphemous for a truly sinful experience.

Join us for some outrageous OC lore, art collabs, and even a Gabby AI voice that will have you laughing all the way to the pearly gates. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s spread some holy chaos together!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hella gay as Max Caulfield in Life is Strange? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us and rewind time like a pro while forming unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons, just like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber in Before the Storm.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay, just like Alex Chen in True Colors. Get ready for moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got an upcoming game called Lost Records: Bloom & Rage that will blow your mind. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and freeze a dream to last until another dawn – because why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, just like the Pacific Northwest in Arcadia Bay. See you there!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Gun To Your Temple, What Is The First Thing That Pops Into Your Minecraft SMP Mind?

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Picture this: a wild, untamed Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where the only rule is there are no rules.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who have a penchant for hosting epic PvP battles with real-life consequences. Rumor has it that the winner of these battles gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and a private jet made entirely out of emeralds.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. They may seem harmless at first, but cross them at your own peril.

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. Are you ready to take on the challenge?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Autistic Girl Gamers Minecraft Server

autistic, autistic people, Contentment, Existence, Experience, fulfillment, Gamers, girl, Girls, Happiness, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, not ewhores, opportunity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, steps, thought process, Waiting, well-being

Are you tired of Minecraft servers filled with e-girls and e-boys trying to flex their diamond armor? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for girls who are not ewhores, just autistic people who spend their days here waiting for an opportunity to experience happiness without even taking any steps towards it!

Join us for a chance to meet like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of being too lazy to actually do anything productive in the game. Our community is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will have you laughing until your diamond sword breaks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the perfect place for girls who just want to have fun without all the drama of typical Minecraft servers. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – now that’s something you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1