Shocking50YearsAgo – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Bruh, like imagine if back in the day, people used to wear socks with sandals and everyone was like “yeah, that’s totally normal.” But now if you do that, people would be like “what are you doing, bro? That’s so outdated!” Like, times have changed, man. And like, back in the day, people used to smoke cigarettes everywhere, even in restaurants and stuff. Can you imagine that now? People would freak out if you lit up a cig in a McDonald’s. Times have definitely changed, dude. So like, if you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans and outdated fashion choices. It’s gonna be lit, bro. Join us and let’s make some memories that will be shocking in 50 years, haha!

Hardcore survival server Minecraft

description, Hardcore, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Hardcore survival!

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OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, Experience, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	64	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

OrbitMC Staff Team https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Q: How can I get whitelisted on the server?

A: To get whitelisted on the server, you can follow the instructions provided on our Linktree page. Simply click on the link and follow the steps to join our community.

Q: What perks do I receive for joining the server before release?

A: Players who join the server before the official release may receive a special perk as a thank you for their early participation. Stay tuned for more information on what these perks may be!

Q: How can I get involved in the OrbitMC community?

A: You can get involved in the OrbitMC community by joining our Discord server, participating in server events, and interacting with other players. Our staff team is always looking for new ways to engage with our community members!

Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Isles, mystic, No. 929542185 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Unknown Secret Hidden Enigma Intrigue Clues Puzzle Mysterious Covert Unidentified Uncertain Confidential, Realm

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, get ready to have your mind blown on this epic Minecraft server! Why join? Because our virtual world is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow forest filled with dancing unicorns and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and rescue kidnapped villagers. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest adventure of your life!

BirthdayBlockOut

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlockOut, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional connection, Frustration, Girlfriend, Intimacy, lack of sex, long term relationship, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Resentment, sex, sexual compatibility, sexual desire, Therapy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Votes:	1699	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as a desert? Join our server and never worry about lack of physical intimacy again! Our server is like a hot date that never ends – with constant action and excitement around every corner.

Forget about boring conversations and lackluster interactions, our server is all about getting down and dirty (in a family-friendly way, of course). We guarantee that you’ll never have to beg for attention or feel neglected like on other servers.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs therapy when you have a server like ours to fulfill all your needs? Don’t be left out in the cold like on your birthday – join us and let the fun begin!

PutinCraft: No Nukes Allowed

Allowed, China, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, nukes, Peacekeeping, putin, PutinCraft, Secretary of State, Ukraine, US, world leaders

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

so like, u know how russia and ukraine are like, not getting along? well, apparently china was all like, “hey putin, don’t use nukes, that’s not cool, bro.” and then putin was all like, “okay, fine, i won’t nuke ukraine.” like, can u believe that? china saving the day and stuff. anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time a creeper exploded and made a giant hole in the ground, but then a bunch of villagers moved in and started a little village. it was wild, man. so come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures u can get into. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

Vanilla Playground

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, classical, creativity, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Griefing, Join, MODERN, no bounds, Playground, smp, Survival, TEAM, Unlimited, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)

IP Address	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1

Overview

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. Join us for classical survival on a modern version that has been up for 3 years. Grief, build, explore with friends, do ANYTHING!

Discord

Find a team on our Discord server: discord.mcvpg.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. It’s an anarchy server with complete freedom.
Are there any plugins installed?	No, the server is completely vanilla with no plugins.
Is there a map reset schedule?	No, there are no map resets on VPG. The world has been up for 3 years.
Can I play with my friends?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on the server for multiplayer adventures.
How can I report griefing or inappropriate behavior?	Unfortunately, since it’s an anarchy server, there is no formal way to report such incidents.

Mystic Haven Realms 1.20

balkan, balkan wife, Commitment, Cultural, cultural marriage, Diversity, ethnicity, FAITH, family, finding love, Haven, interfaith marriage, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Muslim, muslim wife, mystic, partner, Realms, relationship, Traditional, Wife

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got the craziest thing going on – they’re giving out free Muslim Balkan wives to all new players! I know, right? Who wouldn’t want a wife from the Balkans who can also teach you about the Muslim culture while you’re mining for diamonds? It’s like a multicultural paradise up in here! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your dream world with your new Balkan babe by your side!

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4707
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	New Chunks Explored:	251879
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Potions Brewed:	158
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	7650
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	0

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.