Shocking Creeper Society: The Explosive Adventures Await You!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⛏️ A lite RPG experience with Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters
⚒️ QoL additions like Player Warps, Homes, Monster Heads, RTP, TPA, Autocrafters, Land Claiming, Non-Premium Crates, Live Maps
⚔️ Voting system for rewards with Voting Crate Key & Pinata
🛠️ Player owned & operated economy
💎 Cross-platform play with friends using different MC versions
🪨 Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
🪵 Custom Help menu for 24/7 resource

FAQs

Is the server whitelist?

No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

What are the server IPs?

Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

Bedrock Port: 25566

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features like Dungeons, Custom Enchants, Player Warps, and more.

Can I play with friends on different platforms?

Yes, you can play with friends on different platforms using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Is there a Discord channel for the server?

Yes, there is a Discord channel for the server. You can join here.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Moons Over My Crafty [Vanilla] Whitelist

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LunarCraft Season 2 Overview

Feature	Description
Player Oriented Economy	An economy system that revolves around player interactions.
Anti-Grief Protection	Measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a safe environment.
Anti-Cheats	Implemented to maintain fairness and integrity in gameplay.
Small, Tight-knit Playerbase	A community of players who are closely knit and supportive.
Responsive Staff Team	Moderators who are quick to address any concerns or issues.
Welcoming Community	A friendly environment where all are welcome.
Dynmap	A live map to help players navigate and explore the world.
Started	4/20/2024

FAQ

Who Are We?

LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after servers like HermitCraft. We aim to deliver a vanilla experience with only common SMP plugins. Players must be above 16 years old with a level of maturity.

Why LunarCraft?

The server runs 24/7 on a dedicated server to ensure no lag. It has experienced moderators and a welcoming community. The server is active but not crowded.

How to Join?

To join, you must be whitelisted through a short application on our discord server: https://discord.gg/vZtSBApe

Contact Information

For any questions or concerns, feel free to add “mutson” on discord.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixelated Console Wars: Sony & Microsoft RIP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams!

Join us as we embark on a quest to resurrect the legendary Sega Bros, who will rise from the ashes like phoenixes and bring chaos and mayhem to the world of Minecraft. Imagine riding on the back of Sonic himself, speeding through pixelated landscapes and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Creeper whisperers, who have mastered the art of taming these explosive creatures and turning them into loyal companions. Watch as they perform synchronized explosions that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Sega Bros!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become the ambassador of the blocky world, showing off your great matches and skills to all who dare to challenge you.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!

application, bonds, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, instagram, jokes, long run., Minigames, playstyles, Respect, rules, Server, server reset, smp, stable environment, Vanilla, warped

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

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Link	Description
Discord Invite	Join our Discord server
Instagram Account	Check out our screenshot gallery

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Vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.

Community

We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.

Respect

We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as Israel’s espionage program? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the US government can’t keep up! Join us and gather all the proprietary information you can handle, from military systems to advanced computing applications. We promise, our collection activities are unrivaled – just like Israel’s! Who needs China when you can sell US military technology and secrets on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make America wonder, “are you ok?”

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Animals Bred:	175	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Underdogs: Can They Craft the Upset?

against the odds, blocky, challenge, come-from-behind, Competition, Craft, Dark Horse, Defeat, determined, perseverance, Resilient, Shocker, sports, Surprise, triumph, Underdog, Underdogs, unexpected, unlikely, Upset, upset alert, upset victory, Victory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, or if you want to explore a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery.

But wait, that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled that he once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes and tame a dragon with just a pat on the head.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to pull off the upset of the century!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

🦞 The SHADIEST Survival Server Around! Weekly Lobster Pot Challenges, Custom Gear, and NO Reset Shenanigans! 1.20+ Java+Bedrock 🌞

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Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord

About

Shaded is a top SMP survival server with a friendly community and a range of features and benefits for players.

Features

NEW! Lobster Pots
Land claiming and grief prevention
Custom gear at Gear Merchant
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks
Quests, events, and challenges

Cross-Platform

Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players, with regular updates and a dedicated staff team.

Join Us

Experience Shaded by joining the server with the IP address: play.shaded.gg

Stay Connected

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Shaded, simply enter the IP address play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client.

Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Are there regular updates on the server?

Yes, Shaded is updated regularly with new features and improvements.

How can I protect my creations on the server?

Shaded offers land claiming and grief prevention to protect your buildings and belongings.

Are there ways to earn money and trade on the server?

Yes, Shaded has an economy system, shops, and auctions for players to trade and earn money.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FrozenFools: Snowglobe Shenanigans #227

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we bring you the most epic and outrageous events you’ve ever seen! Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event, where you’ll embark on a journey like no other, facing wave defenses, protecting escort targets, and capturing units in a battle for survival.

But that’s not all! We’ve got banners featuring badass weapons like the Uninvited Adieu SMG and the Abyssal Light pistol. And don’t forget about our new outfits, including the interactive scene where Enya will cure all your Minecraft woes with a tender kiss!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Star Master of the Minecraft world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Cash Cows – Where FLC Makes You Minecraft Millionaires!

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Are you tired of jannies trying to keep you down and broke? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace the hustle and encourage you to make that sweet, sweet cash money!

One /biz/ anon on our server has become a legend for making one of the biggest virtual empires ever seen. And if they can do it, so can you! Join us and start your journey to financial freedom today. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being a wagie forever and hello to a life of luxury and success on our server. Join now and start making those virtual stacks!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Imperfectum SMP: Where Villagers are Always Getting Lost and the Creepers Just Want a Hug!

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Features	Description
Dedicated Team	A team of moderators ensuring a seamless gaming experience.
Server Seed	A stunning seed selected for its landscapes and exploration potential.
Application Process	Discord-based application process for quick access.
Suggestion Channel	Channel with upvotes and downvotes to make sure every voice is heard.
Community	Friendly and inclusive community.
Datapacks	Unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements.
Events	Regularly planned in-game and external events to keep the community vibrant.
BlueMap Integration	Detailed server map with BlueMap integration.
Community Size	Thriving community of over 250 members.

If you’re interested in joining our community, visit our Discord Server or our Server Website for more information.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP server?

A: You can join by following the Discord-based application process on our Discord Server.

Q: What kind of events are regularly planned on the server?

A: We plan both in-game events like build competitions and external events like movie nights to keep the community engaged.

Q: Are there any special gameplay features on the server?

A: Yes, we have unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements to enhance gameplay.

Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?

A: You can use our suggestion channel on Discord, where players can upvote and downvote suggestions to ensure every voice is heard.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lesbian Femcel Frenzy: Where Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride like no other.

Picture this: Tomoko from Watamote gets transported into the Minecraft world and meets a mysterious dude who sweeps her off her feet. But wait, there’s a twist – he’s a creeper in disguise! Tomoko finds herself in a love triangle with the creeper and a zombie villager, leading to hilarious and chaotic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry wolves or stumbling upon a hidden village of talking chickens. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ores Mined:	5610	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

2025 LOLcraft: Where Wednesday Season 2 Returns… Eventually!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as we embark on a journey to Wednesday Season 2 in the year 2025!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine partying with llamas while grooving to the latest beats in Minecraft!

But that’s not all. We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets and chickens rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky journey to Wednesday Season 2 in 2025 and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AncientMC

Active, atmosphere, bright future, Claim blocks, Communication, Community, Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Custom Ranks, discord server, Economy, exclusive additions, gameplay, griefing protection, Nice players, Peaceful, Staff Team, Support, Survival, Thrilling

AncientMC is a new, fast-growing Minecraft server with a bright future ahead. The server is mostly focused on the economy and community. We have custom biomes, custom items, and much more. There are claim blocks, so you can protect your area and possessions from being griefed! We have custom ranks with exclusive additions to make your gameplay even more thrilling. After all, we really focus on our community and make sure that everyone is treated fairly with no exceptions.

We also have an active Discord server made especially for members of our community. Our discord server is made for the members to have the ability to report problems, get support, and communicate with other players even if they are in-game, as our discord chat is connected to Minecraft!

If you are looking for a peaceful server to play on with an amazing atmosphere with nice players, this is the right server especially for you, so check us out right now, and make sure to join our Discord server too for more information and announcements!

The server has a hard-working staff team that will try their best to provide peaceful and exciting gameplay. We really hope you are going to have an amazing and enjoyable time here at AncientMC.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LuxorMC: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream. Join the fun on our Hermitcraft-inspired server! 1.20.2+ Java edition

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Welcome to LuxorMC Minecraft Server

Game Modes:

Whitelisted SMP Hermitcraft
Mass Survival (Public)
Skyblock (Public)
Prisons (Coming Soon)
HCF (Coming Soon)
PVP (Coming Soon)

Whitelisted SMP Discord: Join Now!

LuxorMC Whitelisted SMP is a Hermitcraft like Minecraft server experience with our own spin. We are a community focused SMP for more hardcore players, builders, and technical players.

News:

Season 4 released 2023-06-16 on Minecraft 1.20
Features:
- Proximity Chat
- Bluemap
- Multiplayer Sleep
- Double Shulker shells
- More mob Heads
- Dynmap
- Discord
- SRV (discord – Minecraft chat bridge)

Rules:

Be respectful in chat, don’t intentionally try to hurt someone in chat
No Griefing, stealing, or destroying any players creation without consent
Do not cause server lag or duplicate general items intentionally
No hacked clients or x-ray texture-packs/mods
No advertising without staff approval
Do not share illegal content
Be respectful in voice chat (VC)
Do not use exploits that give unfair advantage

Approved Exploits:

Bedrock Breaking
End Portal/Portal Frame Removal
Update Suppression Machines
TNT Duping
Carpet Duping
Rail Duping

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I join the whitelisted SMP?	Yes, apply on our Discord server to be considered for whitelist
Are there any banned mods?	We only ban hacked clients and x-ray mods
What happens if I break the rules?	Depending on the severity, you may be warned, kicked, or banned
Can I suggest changes to the server?	Yes, we have a suggestion system for players to offer ideas

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server

Androids, Anime, Battles, Cell, cell max, Crafty, Destruction, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Evil, Fusion, Hirudegarn, Manga, Minecraft, moro, Namekian, power levels, Saiyan, Saiyans, Server, Similarities, strength, Transformations, Villains

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can battle against evil creatures like Moro, Cell, and even Hirudegarn! But wait, there’s more! We also have a special Cell Max boss battle where you can test your skills and see if you have what it takes to defeat the ultimate villain. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.