Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2739
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	148
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2705
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Villages Defended:	16	Farms Harvested:	604
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	153

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Items Found:	3533	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	112	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!