Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Items Found:	5350	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Potions Brewed:	96

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Potions Brewed:	181	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Crops Grown:	4881	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Towns Built:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	214	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	493780

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Zombie Dances:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.