Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Divine Spears Created:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crops Grown:	9568	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5619

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Crops Grown:	5726
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8082
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	7432
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crops Grown:	8839	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Farms Harvested:	582
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.