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SelfTruthsSMP

acceptance, flaws, Honesty, imperfections, Insecurity, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, SelfTruthsSMP, Shortcomings, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	524	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Potions Brewed:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Yo, so like, if you’re tired of boring ol’ SMPs where everyone is just mining and building, then you gotta join our server, bro! We got llamas that can talk, a secret underground disco party, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a chicken riding a pig. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. So come on, what’s a truth about yourself that you don’t like? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and let your inner derp shine!

MeaninglessCraft

diminishing, diminishing importance, disappearing, Fading, Forgotten, inconsequential, INSIGNIFICANT, Irrelevant, losing meaning, lost meaning, MeaninglessCraft, misunderstood, obsolete, Outdated, purpose, Relevance, Significance, trivial, unimportant, Value, waning

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Love Letters Sent:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	8316	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We got you covered. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Yep, we’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay diamond eggs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is calling your name!

RenewableCraft2024

#sustainability, BIOMASS, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy production, Environment, green energy, hydro power, Poland, power, renewable energy, renewable resources, renewable technology, RenewableCraft2024, renewables, solar power, wind power

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we produce 29% of power from renewable sources like creepers farts and zombie brains! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride, bro! come join us and be part of the craziest energy revolution in minecraft history! who needs solar panels when you got exploding sheep powering your world, amirite? let’s save the planet one block at a time, join now and be a part of the madness!

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

#addons, Adventure, Age 18+, Atlas, bedrock, better on bedrock, building, Community, creativity, Discord, discussion, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, member, Minecraft, multiplayer, Project, Server, smp, Survival, Vote, world reset

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Overview
Age Requirement	18+
Decision Making	By discussion and vote
Addons	Better on Bedrock
New Addons	In discussion

Join our discord to become a member: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You must be age 18 or over to become a member. Join our discord for more information.
How are decisions made on the server?	Everything is decided by discussion and vote by members.
What addons are currently being used?	We are using Better on Bedrock, with the possibility of adding new addons in the future.
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Yes, join today and discuss your favorite addons and what else you’d want the server to have!

Crafting Haven 1.21

autistic, Bonding, Companionship, Conversation, Crafting, Emotional support, Entertainment, friendship, Haven, Human Connection, lonely, mental health, non-sexual, Pay, platonic activities, play video games, professional services, Prostitute, Relaxation, Social Interaction, Talk, Therapy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you can pay virtual prostitutes to talk and play video games with you! It’s like having a virtual friend who also happens to be a prostitute. Who needs real friends when you have Minecraft prostitutes, am I right? It’s a whole new level of loneliness and autism, but in a fun and entertaining way! So come on, join us and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft prostitution!

DeafCraft Minecraft Server

american sign language, approach, asl, Body language, cafe, Communication, Community, Conversation, cultural sensitivity, deaf group, DeafCraft, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, exchange numbers, high school, inclusion, Interaction, learning, Minecraft, Practice, Server, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Votes:	1765	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the deaf group at the cafe, we encourage players to use ASL to chat with each other in-game. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your rusty signing skills – we’re just here to have a good time!

Join us for some epic adventures and maybe even exchange numbers with a fellow player for some extra practice. Who knows, you might even find your new Minecraft BFF! So come on over and show off your signing skills in our unique and inclusive community. See you there!

Dad’sGiftDrama

Appearance, arguments, Birthday, celebration, dad, DadsGiftDrama, disagreement, earbuds, exclusion, family, feelings, financial habits, financial struggles, gift, gym, laziness, new year’s day, process, relationship, sister, Space

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of arguing with your sister over who should pay for dad’s earbuds!

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy cleaning up after their family members and lending out their bus cards. You’ll never run out of excitement as you navigate through the complex relationships and financial struggles of our virtual world.

But beware, things can get heated quickly. One minute you’re planning a birthday gift for dad, and the next you’re being called lazy and childish by your own sister. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for the gift, or will you cave under the pressure of family drama?

Join us on this wild ride of emotions and questionable financial decisions. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have all the chaos and conflict you could ever dream of?

RomantasyMinecraft SMP

bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendation, bookish, bookworm, enchanting tale, escapism, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional world, literary escapade, love story, magical romance, must-read, reading list, romance, romantasy, RomantasyMinecraft, romantic fantasy, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join an EPIC Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!

And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EndlessBlocks

Beloved, ceaseless, Consistent, CONSTANT, continual, dependable, EndlessBlocks, Enduring, ETERNAL, evergreen, Everlasting, Favorite, Infinite, Perpetual, PERSISTENT, Reliable, Timeless, unceasing, unchanging, unending, unwavering

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the place where all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies and collect all the diamonds your heart desires. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers – they’re too busy busting out their best dance moves to bother you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. From zombies doing the robot to skeletons breakdancing, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Chicken Nugget Sword hidden deep within our server’s enchanted forest. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server!

SeaCables Minecraft Server

asset forfeiture, court case, court ruling, Finnish court, international waters, investigation, legal action, legal decision, legal dispute, legal proceedings, maritime dispute, maritime investigation, maritime law, maritime security, Minecraft, oil tanker, Probe, SeaCables, Seizure, Server, Shipping industry, undersea cables, vessel seizure

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a finnish court seizing an oil tanker in an undersea cables probe, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, imagine sailing around in your own oil tanker, but then the finnish court comes in and is like, “nah fam, this is ours now.”

join this server for the ultimate thrill of having your virtual belongings seized by a virtual court for virtual reasons. it’s like playing minecraft, but with a twist of drama and intrigue.

plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s so wild and unpredictable? you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in real life. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

BeirutBlockParty

Airport, bar, Beirut, BeirutBlockParty, Conflict, customs, delegation, diplomatic incident, international relations, investigation, iran, Iranian government, Lebanese authorities, MIDDLE EAST, News, plane, Politics, Report, search, SECURITY, Tension

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Secret Passages Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
New Chunks Explored:	458021	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT IRANIAN DELEGATION TRYNA HIDE THEIR DIAMOND ORE IN BEIRUT!! THEY THINK THEY CAN STOP US FROM SEARCHING THEIR PLANE BUT WE AIN’T AFRAID OF NOBODY!! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SNATCH SOME DIAMONDS BEFORE THE DELEGATION GETS AWAY!! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYADVENTURES

Azure Cubic Realms 1.20

179, Anime, anticipation, AZURE, blue box, Characters, cubic, dumping, EXCITEMENT, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, Manga News, manga readers, Manga spoilers, manga updates, new chapter, Plot, Realms, Release, series, Storyline, update

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	880	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, bros, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

We got dungeons that will make you pee your pants in excitement!

Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons with your squad!

This server is lit AF and you won’t regret joining, trust me!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

BestiesOverNite Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BestiesOverNite, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, discomfort, friendship, girl friendships, Insecurities, Intimacy, loyalty, Minecraft, Pansexual, personal space, PLATONIC, relationship, Server, sisterly bond, sleepover, Support, traditional views, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sleepovers with your best friend are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of platonic friendships and late-night chats with your BFF.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!

So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!

WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3069
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0