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MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	4046
Star Shards Collected:	288	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Star Shards Collected:	52
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Animals Bred:	160
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	3

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Star Shards Collected:	220	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	138	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	7251
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Villages Defended:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	6351	Runes Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2819	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9463	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

Players:	93/900	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1683	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	462376