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PolishHolidayCraft

2025, christmas eve, Christmas Eve 2025, Christmas in Poland, day off, holiday, long tail tags: Christmas Eve holiday in Poland, official day off in Poland, Poland, Polish holidays, PolishHolidayCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Animals Bred:	126
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

so, like, imagine dis, right? you join dis epic minecraft server and suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to poland in 2025 on christmas eve. but get dis, christmas eve is now officially a day off in poland, so you get to spend da whole day playin minecraft without any interruptions.

you’ll be buildin snowmen with santa, fightin off evil elves tryin to steal your diamonds, and maybe even findin a secret portal to the north pole where you can trade with the reindeer for rare items.

plus, rumor has it dat if you find the hidden christmas tree dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies and milk for all eternity. so come join us on dis server for a holly jolly time you won’t forget!

Maurice & Dinah’s Minecraft Memory Lane

Contrasting Memories, Different Memories, Differing Experiences, Dinah Washington, Dinahs, Individual Perspectives, Jazz Icons, Lane, Legendary Voices, MAURICE, Maurice White, Memory, Minecraft, Music legends, Musical Interpretations, Musical Legends, musical memories, Personal Memories, Personal Perspectives, Remember September, Remembering Differently, September memories, September Reflections, Soul Singers, Unique Recollections

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Void Armor Forged:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky goodness. Maurice is out here building the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, while Dinah is creating secret underground lairs filled with treasure.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a llama army invading a village, or witness a pig riding a minecart like a boss. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, like “Sheep Jousting” and “Chicken Dance Battle Royale.”

But beware, there’s a legend that says if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So come on over and join the fun! Maurice and Dinah are waiting to show you a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, September will never be the same again on this server.

Quantum Chaos Craft

Chaos, Craft, dual nature, Equivalent, Experiment, particle behavior, particle properties, particle wave duality, physics research, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum theory, Quantum uncertainty, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, Uncertainty Principle, wave behavior, wave properties, wave-particle duality

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1025	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

So, like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further, cuz this server is like a mind-bending trip through quantum uncertainty and wave-particle duality!

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing whether you’re a particle or a wave, just like in real life! Build your own crazy creations while pondering the mysteries of the universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate challenge and take on the mysterious entity?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of uncertainty and duality! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

SummitSurvival

Bases, Builds, chat moderation, Community, container locking, Discord, Exploration, griefing policy, Infrastructure, large world border, large-scale, Mature Players, multiplayer, Player Economy, Player Shops, relaxed environment, Semi Vanilla, SummitSurvival, Survival, texas, united states

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ores Mined:	1677
Chimeras Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	summitsurvival.org
Version	1.21.1 – 1.21.4
Server Location	Texas, United States

Summit takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We offer a relaxed and free environment that allows you to play your way! Our community welcomes all ages, but older and more mature players are encouraged to join. While our server is small, our core community members keep the server active.

Summit is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and bases without being limited by overcomplicated claiming or towny systems, or even prefer to just chill and explore. While we have no forms of land claim, we thoroughly enforce our strict no griefing policy.

Features:

Large world border: 64,000 blocks in each direction of spawn.
Player ran economy: We use raw gold for trading and as currency for player shops.
Developed Infrastructure: Community maintained gravity duper and nether roof highways.
Relaxed Chat Moderation: Only hate speech is prohibited.
Active Discord: Type /discord in-game for the invite.
Container Locking: A system that locks containers to prevent theft.

Thanks for your time reading and consideration of Summit Survival!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a strict no griefing policy.
How big is the world border?	The world border is 64,000 blocks in each direction of spawn.
What currency is used for trading?	We use raw gold for trading and as currency for player shops.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server. Type /discord in-game for the invite.
Are there any land claiming systems on the server?	No, we do not have any forms of land claim.

Light’s Watch Minecraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, accessory, Anime, compartment, COSPLAY, costume, Craft, Creative, death note, diy, Fan, Fun, geek, Handmade, light yagami, lights, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, Paper, Project, prop, tutorial, watch

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, have you ever wanted to feel like Light Yagami from Death Note? Well, on this server, we got you covered! Join us and you’ll get your very own watch with a secret compartment for all your mischievous note-taking needs.

Imagine the thrill of writing down names and causing chaos just like in the anime. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about forgetting your spare piece of paper again – it’s right there in your watch!

So come on, join us and unleash your inner Kira. Just don’t go too crazy with the power, okay? Or do, we won’t judge. It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

Accountability, achievement, Consistency, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., habits, Happiness, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, new year resolutions, personal development, PixelPals, positivity, productivity, progress, realistic goals, self improvement, self-care, small goals, smp, success

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dimension Hops:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, and we ride around on flying pigs shooting fireworks out of our butts. It’s totally insane!

And the best part is, we have a goal to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat in the middle of a lava pit. Like, how cool is that? Plus, we’re planning on pranking the entire server by turning all the cows into disco dancing llamas. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and let’s make some crazy memories together. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftMadness #LlamaDanceParty

DirtySockStorage

dirty laundry, DirtySockStorage, laundry basket, laundry chore, laundry day, laundry hacks, laundry hamper, laundry maintenance, laundry management, laundry organization, laundry pile, laundry preparation, laundry process, laundry room, laundry routine, laundry schedule, laundry sorting, laundry storage, laundry system, laundry tips

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of your dirty laundry cluttering up your Minecraft house? Join our server and experience the magic of our Laundry Room plugin! Simply toss your dirty clothes into the virtual washing machine and watch as they come out sparkling clean and neatly folded. But be warned, there have been reports of mischievous creepers sneaking in to steal socks and underwear! Join now for a chance to catch them in the act and reclaim your missing garments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laundry day quite like this before!

XiCraft: Taiwan Unite!

China, communist party, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, mainland china, One China policy, Politics, reunification, reunification with China, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, unite, Xi Jinping, Xi Jinping speech, Xi Jinping statement, XiCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna be part of something epic, like xi jinping level epic. we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together by our amazing community.

also, did you know that xi jinping himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always on here building giant statues of himself and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. it’s wild, man.

oh, and if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that follows you around and does tricks. like, who wouldn’t want that? plus, we have weekly events where you can win insane prizes like enchanted armor and weapons that will make you unstoppable.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever and join xi jinping in his quest for world domination, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. xi jinping approves this message.

Y2K Party Palace

“millennium”, 1999, 20th Century, 21st century, celebration, countdown, end of the millennium, History, Memories, milestone, new beginnings, new year’s eve, Nostalgia, Palace, Party, reflections, Significant, time passage, turn of the century, y2k, year later

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	56	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

come join our minecraft server, where the party never stops and the blocks never stop breaking! we got creepers doing the macarena and skeletons breakdancing to the beat of the jukebox.

our server is so lit, even new year’s eve 1999 feels like a warm-up compared to the madness that goes down here. we got ender dragons flying around with party hats on, and villagers selling fireworks for emeralds.

if you want to experience the ultimate blocky celebration, join us and witness the craziest new year’s eve party of your life! who needs y2k when you can have y2krazy on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Spike Broadening Gang – The Plasticity Zone

Broadening, Gang, Plasticity, spike, Zone

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Votes:	2823
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as bouncy as a trampoline and the creepers wear tutus! we’ve got more crazy adventures than a llama on roller skates and more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box.

our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and potions that will make you fly like a chicken with wings.

we’ve got dungeons deeper than a bottomless pit and bosses tougher than a diamond golem on steroids.

so come on down to our server and experience the molecular mechanism governing the plasticity of use-dependent spike broadening in dorsal root ganglion neurons… or just come for the laughs and the chaos. either way, you won’t regret it!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, Vanilla, width

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sb.vanilla-box.ru

5000 Ants SMP

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 16+, ants, building, Community, Cooking, Cozy, Discord, Farming, gameplay, HermitCraft-esque, Java 1.20.1, Minecraft, Modded, new, Relaxing, Server, smp, vanilla feel, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

Minecraft Server: 5000 Ants

Overview
A building and farming focused server with a custom modpack centered around farming, cooking, and building.

Features
Custom modpack focused on farming, cooking, and building.
Welcoming, friendly community.
Modpack designed to maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft.
Perfect for players who enjoy cozy and relaxing gameplay.

Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the custom modpack?	Yes, you can still join and play on the server without the modpack. However, it is recommended to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is there a specific theme for building on the server?	While there is no set theme, the focus is on creating structures related to farming and cooking.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?	Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. These rules are communicated within the community.

Eternal Evolution 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chan, aspirations, Behavior, CHANGE, ETERNAL, Evolution, goals, habits, motivation, NEET, personal growth, procrastination, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-fulfillment, self-improvement journey

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

Forget being a slob in the system, come build epic structures and battle creepers with us!

Don’t waste your time masturbating to transexuals, join us for some crazy fun instead!

You’ll never be the same after experiencing the chaos of our server – it’s a whole new world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

ComplimentCraft

backhanded compliment, clever comeback, clever insult, Compliment, ComplimentCraft, disguised compliment, double-edged compliment, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, ironic compliment, sarcastic compliment, sly insult, smart insult, snide remark, subtle insult, unexpected compliment, unexpected praise, unintended compliment, veiled compliment, witty insult

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	232
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Emeralds Found:	1021
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building upside-down houses, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

One player even claimed that joining our server was like being insulted in the best way possible – now that’s a compliment if we’ve ever heard one! So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful place to play Minecraft. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for juggling TNT blocks or befriending Ender Dragons. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

StableCraft: US vs Netherlands

cognitive bias, conservatism, Conservatives, cross-cultural differences, Decision making, emotional response, Ideology, negative stimuli sensitivity, Netherlands, policies, political behavior, political preferences, political psychology, Protection, replication study, research findings, societal values, Stability, StableCraft, statistical significance, US

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Votes:	6121	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop and your eyes pop out of your head. From giant pixel art statues to mind-bending mazes, we got it all. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins that will make your gameplay experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding. It’s like a dream come true, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🐲

Players:	100/200	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	266
Dragon Eggs Found:	4975	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94