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PresiDentistMC SMP

Decision making, Diplomacy, Economy, education, Environment, executive orders, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, international relations, justice system, leadership, legislation, national security, policy changes, Politics, president, PresiDentistMC, public opinion, public service, smp, Social Issues

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1203	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take a poop before they could enter their base. And then another time, someone dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone, it was so random but hilarious!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! How cool is that?! Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party that only the elite players know about, and you have to do a dance-off to get in. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to be president for a day when you can be king of this crazy server instead? Let’s get weird, y’all!

CraftyCopz: Blockin’ Bad!

abuse of power, Accountability, bad, Blockin, blue wall of silence, code of silence, CraftyCopz, illegal activity, internal affairs, justice system, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, misconduct, misconduct investigation, police accountability, Police Brutality, police corruption, police culture, police integrity, police misconduct, reddit, unethical behavior, whistleblowing

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of corrupt police officers from Reddit! That’s right, you heard it here first.

Join our server for a chance to witness some truly outrageous and hilarious corruption from our staff. From stealing diamonds to setting up illegal redstone operations, our officers will stop at nothing to make sure you have a wild and unforgettable experience.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our infamous “Jailbreak” event, where you’ll have to escape from a prison built entirely out of obsidian blocks. Trust us, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky Reddit cops!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Confrontation, Day 61, Defense, Geopolitics, hezbollah, Hezbollah official, idf, lebanon, LebCraft, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Regional, resistance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, tolerance

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Towns Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, there was a group of minecraft players who were so hardcore that they took on the israeli defense forces in a virtual battle for lebanon. can you imagine the chaos and destruction? but fear not, because on day 61, everything changed. a hezbollah official declared that they would not tolerate the idf in lebanon anymore. and that’s when the real fun began on our server. join us now and be part of the most intense minecraft war you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

AleppoGraveyardCraft

Aleppo, AleppoGraveyardCraft, Atrocity, Bodies, burial site, civil war, Conflict, discovery, forensic analysis., Genocide, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Mass Grave, mass murder, MIDDLE EAST, Syria, Tragedy, violence, War Crimes, war-torn city

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	169	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	1047	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A MASSIVE GRAVEYARD WITH THOUSANDS OF BODIES JUST LIKE IN ALEPPO! COME DIG UP SOME SKELETONS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE GHOSTS! WHO NEEDS A SPAWN POINT WHEN YOU CAN RESPAWN FROM THE DEAD?! PLUS, OUR ZOMBIE SPAWN RATE IS THROUGH THE ROOF! JOIN NOW FOR A KILLER TIME!

Neuro Network Fun

animal nervous systems, animal nervous systems plasticity, Fun, lab-grown neurons, lab-grown neurons network, lab-grown neurons plasticity, learning, learning and memory, Memory, microfluidic devices, microfluidic devices stimulation, Network, Neuro, Plasticity, reconfigured, reconfigured neurons, repetitive stimulation, researchers, studying, studying learning, studying memory

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2258	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	237	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

yo, so like, imagine a minecraft server where the neurons are like, alive and stuff, and they can like, learn and remember things. it’s like a whole new level of intelligence in the game, man.

join our server and witness the epic battle between the neurons as they try to outsmart each other. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in minecraft. who will come out on top? who will be the ultimate brainiac?

plus, with microfluidic devices, you can like, control the neurons and make them do your bidding. it’s like having a whole army of brain cells at your fingertips. become the mastermind of the server and show everyone who’s boss.

so come on, join our crazy minecraft server and experience the mind-blowing world of lab-grown neurons. it’s a whole new level of gaming that you won’t find anywhere else. trust us, you won’t be able to resist the allure of this insane virtual reality.

Chrolo

25614, Alpha, Beta, Buy, Challenges, Chrolo, cubes, Economy System, English, Events, faction battles, Factions, factions experience, gameplay, Greek, host, Minecraft, Rewards, Sell, Server, Trade

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to Chrolo Factions Server!

Server Name	Chrolo
Primary Language	Greek (English Supported)
Game Mode	Factions

Join the ultimate factions experience on Chrolo! Our server is designed for Greek-speaking players but also supports English, making it a welcoming community for everyone.

Features:

Epic Faction Battles: Team up with friends, build your base, and dominate the battlefield.
Custom Events: Participate in exciting events and challenges to earn unique rewards.
Economy System: Trade, buy, and sell items to grow your faction’s wealth.
Friendly Community: Join a supportive and active community of players.
24/7 Uptime: Enjoy uninterrupted gameplay with our reliable server.

Whether you’re a seasoned faction player or new to the game, Chrolo offers a thrilling and immersive experience. Come and join us today!

Server IP: alpha.cubes.host:25614

The server is in beta.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for Greek-speaking players?	No, the server also supports English and is open to players of all languages.
What can I do on the server?	You can participate in epic faction battles, custom events, and engage in the economy system to grow your faction’s wealth.
Is the server reliable?	Yes, the server has 24/7 uptime for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP provided and connect to Chrolo Factions Server.

Exile’s Path – Gaming Hub 1.20.1

1.20.1, 508360524, Buy Early Access Key, EA FAQ, Early Access Key, exiles, Game Database, Gaming, Global 1488, Happy New Year Exiles, Hub, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 forum, Path of Exile 2 Game Database, Path of Exile 2 General, Path of Exile 2 Ladders, Path of Exile 2 Purchase, Path of Exile 2 Wiki, Recent Patch Notes, Release Duelist Now, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got more patches than a pirate’s sail, more updates than your mom’s Facebook page, and more keys than a janitor at a key factory!

Join now and become the ultimate duelist, like a ninja with a sword made of rainbows! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and trade with other players like a boss. Our ladder is so high, it’s like climbing Mount Everest on a pogo stick.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and chat with players from around the world in our global channel 1488Old. It’s gonna be a blast, so don’t miss out!

CrazyCraft FamTraditions Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, crazycraft, culture, customs, Etiquette, family dynamics, family tradition, FamTraditions, gatherings, heritage, home, Hospitality, long tail traditions, Minecraft, quirky, Rituals, smp, social norms, strange, Traditions, Unique, UNUSUAL, Visiting

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have the craziest family traditions like every time someone finds diamonds, we all have to do the chicken dance in real life! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition, last year Steve got bucked off and landed in a pit of lava, it was lit AF! Plus, our server mascot is a dancing pig named Porky who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s so fancy. So come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but that’s just part of the fun)!

DreamJobCraft – Make your dreams a reality!

achieving goals, aspirations, career goals, career path, career satisfaction, childhood dreams, dream career, dream job, DreamJobCraft, dreams, life choices, Obstacles, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal fulfillment, personal growth, professional ambitions, pursuing passions, Reality, reality check, self reflection, setbacks, success story

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Ores Mined:	758
Star Shards Collected:	292	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living in the real world and not achieving your dream career? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams! Want to be a professional unicorn wrangler? Done. How about a professional pancake flipper? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server where dreams really do come true. Join now and start living the life you’ve always wanted, no matter how ridiculous it may be!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, drone, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, Minecraft, Missile, nato, Russian, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Villages Defended:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3738	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

OMG, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a wild ride of craziness and chaos! like, imagine if Minecraft was invaded by Russian missiles and drones, and Kyiv got hit! but don’t worry, our server is like a safe haven from all that madness. u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos, or u can join the resistance and fight back against the Russian invaders! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! so come join us and let’s show those missiles and drones who’s boss!

TaiwanCraft – Unite & Mine!

China, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military tensions, One China policy, political statements, regional stability, reunification, reunification goal, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan relations, TaiwanCraft, territorial disputes, unite, Xi Jinping, Xi speech

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Star Shards Collected:	223
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

So, liek, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, man. We got dragons flyin’ around, breathin’ fire and stuff. And, get dis, we got a secret underground city where all da villagers are actually aliens in disguise! It’s cray cray, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We also got a haunted forest where if u chop down a tree, it screams like a banshee. And, get dis, if u dig deep enough, u might just find a portal to another dimension where cows talk and pigs fly. It’s wild, man.

Oh, and did I mention we have a giant lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies to the Minecraft gods? Yeah, it’s pretty metal. So, what are u waiting for? Join dis server now and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

PokeBrock

Addon, anti cheat, apply, bedrock, Cobblemon, Community, Discord, generation 1, generation 2, Generation 3, generation 4, Hosting, Land Claims, LIMITED, new year’s eve, Pixelmon, PokeBrock, pokemon, Realms, Server, smp, update trailer

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Minecraft Server Name	PokeBrock
Server Type	Bedrock Realm
Pixelmon Addon	SERP’s Pokedrock (Generations 1-4)
Community Status	New, looking to build a community

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the PokeBrock server?

To join the PokeBrock server, you can apply on our Discord server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/XunvMy4H.

2. What is the Pixelmon addon used on the server?

We use SERP’s Pokedrock addon, which includes Pokemon from generations 1-4.

3. Are there any restrictions or rules on the server?

Yes, we use an anti-cheat system and also have land claims in place to ensure fair gameplay.

4. Is the PokeBrock server actively seeking new players?

Yes, we are a new server and looking to build a community, so we welcome new players to join us.

Chungus Quirk Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Chungus, controversial, criticism, digital age, Disliked, Fandom, Girls, humor, internet culture, meme, online behavior, Personality, pic, Quirk, quirky, randum, Realm, social media, Stereotypes, trends, viral

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9371

Lolz, bro, u gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got all the randum quirk chungus girls you could ever want! They’ll be building giant chungus statues and doing the weirdest dances you’ve ever seen. It’s like a meme come to life, man! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of quirky peeps who keep things interesting? Join now and embrace the chaos, my dude!

FutureFiasco Minecraft SMP

acceptance, anxiety, coping, emotional well being, Future, FutureFiasco, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive thinking, resilience, self-care, smp, strategies, stress, uncertainty, uncertainty control, uncertainty coping techniques, uncertainty fear, uncertainty management, uncertainty mindset, uncertainty resilience, uncertainty worries

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Bro, lemme tell you, the best way to cope with the future is by joining this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, we got crazier than a creeper on caffeine up in here. You wanna escape the uncertainty of the real world? Come join us where the only uncertainty is whether you’ll get blown up by a TNT trap or fall into a pit of lava.

We got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure, we even got a group of players who communicate solely in pig Latin. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the drama. We’ve had alliances formed and broken in the span of a single day, we’ve had players betray each other for a stack of emeralds, we’ve even had a whole war break out over who gets to control the chicken farm.

So if you’re looking for a way to escape the uncertainty of the future, come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good.

Addicted2Blocks

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	4915
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most addictive one out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself picking up healthy habits left and right after being addicted to our server. One player was so addicted that they started doing push-ups every time they mined a diamond! Another player couldn’t stop playing until they drank a gallon of water every hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that one player actually started eating only carrots in real life after spending hours farming them in-game. And don’t even get us started on the player who built a real-life roller coaster after mastering redstone on our server.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where addiction leads to healthy habits and insanity reigns supreme!