Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	169

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	154432

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!