Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4436
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

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Cool Minecraft server. This is anarchy!

We have private blocks linked to tg!

We have mystics!!!

We have almost everything that is on the anarchy servers!!!

Version 1.16-1.21.31!!!

We are better than all other servers!

Free donation is ut/ut+/tiktok/tiktok+/twitch/twitch+/rutube/rutube+!!!

We also have open recruitment for administration, write to tg

https://t.me/starride1r

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Deadpool and Wolverine Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5771
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’s like riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a Enderman’s teleportation. Our server is filled with more mods than a chest full of diamonds, and our community is as lively as a village full of villagers.

Forget about the old boring servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure that’s crazier than a chicken riding a minecart!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	4039
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl

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Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have a special feature where you can actually marry a white girl in-game and live happily ever after in your pixelated paradise. Who needs Tinder when you have virtual love waiting for you in our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you could amass with a whole coop of these majestic birds! Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history and earn bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of love, riches, and wild parties that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch out for creepers – both in-game and in your love life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Normie’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a normie in Minecraft, constantly getting rejected by villagers and creepers alike? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most average normie can experience 30 whole seconds of inceldom! That’s right, you’ll have mobs running away from you in terror, villagers begging for your attention, and creepers lining up to explode just for you. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of every pixelated creature in the game? Join us and unleash your inner incel today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3560
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Surprised Robot in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Fall 2024 Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fall season is in full swing! Just like Maou 2099, our server is truly enjoyable with a cyberpunk twist. Interacting with random NPCs is a blast, just like in the anime! Plus, we have a special event where you can battle against the evil Maou himself – will you be able to defeat him and save the server?

But beware of Dandadan fans, they’re everywhere and trying too hard to be quirky. We don’t tolerate any pussybetanerd behavior here, so if you’re a true warrior, join our server and show them who’s boss!

Looking for a comfy experience? Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of Kimi wa Meido-sama. Just like the anime, the first few episodes are good, but beware of drama and preachiness – it’s a wild ride, but worth it for the laughs!

If you’re a fan of Mecha-Ude, you’ll love our server’s epic battles and futuristic technology. But don’t expect any pantyshots here – we keep it classy and respectful, unlike those other servers out there. Join us for a truly unique experience!

And don’t forget about Daima, our prequel to Super. With stunning animation and an interesting premise, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next episode. Will you be able to uncover the secrets of the past and save the future?

Last but not least, if you’re a fan of magic and adventure, join our server for a magical experience like no other. Just like Mahoutsukai ni Narenakatta, we have ikemen and faggots galore – but don’t worry, we welcome all players with open arms (and magic spells)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride through the fall season and beyond!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sell 12 Millon Copies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve sold 12 million copies of our server, but don’t let that fool you – we’re a total fail!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with crazy characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Bob the Builder who can construct a house out of dirt in under 5 minutes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the ground is made of cheese? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	110	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

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FuriousFade is a talented and versatile graphic designer with a passion for creating eye-catching visuals. They specialize in logo design, branding, and digital illustrations. With a keen eye for detail and a unique artistic style, FuriousFade combines creativity and technical skills to deliver high-quality designs for their clients. Their work has been featured in various publications and has garnered praise for its innovative and striking visuals.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crops Grown:	9953
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Playful Pixels Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed excitement into your gaming life!

Join us on our server, where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on flying unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the cha-cha slide. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare sighting of a diamond-encrusted llama riding a rollercoaster!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2791
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Entitled Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of society’s entitled attitude? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of the real world? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to build whatever crazy creations your heart desires!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players ride pigs like they’re racing in the Kentucky Derby. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

But the best part? We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here. If you try to boss people around or act like you’re better than everyone else, you’ll be banished to the Nether faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to have a good time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Organic Knife Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and you’ll be equipped with an organic sharp knife that is specifically designed for taking down Russian digitally. Yes, you heard that right! No more dealing with pesky Russian hackers ruining your gaming experience. With our special knife, you’ll be able to defend yourself and your creations like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where everything is made of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Yo, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server that’s got everyone talking? It’s like the Genshin Impact of Minecraft, but with more explosions and less gacha!

We’ve got character trailers for our players, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” – this dude is dropping sick beats while mining for diamonds. And don’t even get me started on “The Duty of Name Forging” – it’s like a quest to find the most epic username ever!

Version 5.1 is here, and it’s called “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” – sounds intense, right? We’ve got banners with weapons like Uraku Misugiri, a sword that can slice through anything, and Peak Patrol Song, a sword that sings while you fight. How cool is that?

And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards forever – it’s like free stuff every day, just for logging on! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes for Primogems (whatever those are) in all regions, so you can deck out your character in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Creeper of Destiny and ride it into battle. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	530864	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2