ShitterinoSMP – >"NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN MINECRAFT SMP…”

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño on a hot summer day! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like “NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN SHITTERINO NIGGETINO FUCKITINI KEKERINITI” or heated debates like “NOOO RONALDO IS JUST HECKIN BETTER THAN COCKERINO SHITTITINI SHAFTERINI”. And let’s not forget the legendary players like “T. SHARTITINO RAPERINO KARIM BENEMINI KEKITINI” who will leave you in awe with their skills. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sharting (just kidding…maybe).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	239	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crops Grown:	4927
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	7707	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	36

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.