Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1031
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	293917	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crops Grown:	3227	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crops Grown:	5298
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1163
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Crops Grown:	1879
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	270	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!