Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2779	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	186	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	254
Mines Excavated:	2762	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Towns Built:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	908	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mines Excavated:	3276
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	6616	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8467	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Zombie Dances:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchantments Applied:	125	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	4180
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	929
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9762	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.