ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🐔🥔🦙 #PotatoQuest #LlamaGang #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	245	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	275	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	181
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Potions Brewed:	127	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3852	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!