ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🐔🥔🦙 #PotatoQuest #LlamaGang #MinecraftMadness

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9319	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

cybergrave.net is an unadulterated classical Minecraft experience with hints of playfullness and creativity. cybergrave.net is a place where gamers and gamerettes come to relax and enjoy themselves. It is an inclusive space for all peoples, but does not ensure any safety from uninclusive behavior such as hate-speech, racism, or any type of bigotry; no type of speech shall be supressed. cybergrave.net is your friendly neighborhood rabbi who coaxes you into a dark alley, only to surprise you with the works of Martin Luther. cybergrave.net does not recognize Israel as a legitimate state. cybergrave.net is a CIA psychological operation that we want you to know about. We are proudly hosted on the Island of Little Saint James, located in the United States Virgin Islands.

We have one rule: Any attempts to affect the server’s integrity shall be met with swift and painful justice.

We hope to see you soon, Thank you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vexmc

OneBlock, PvP

Welcome to VEXMC! This is a revolutionary OneBlock server, with tons of cool custom features and textures! Come online today to grind it out!

DISCORD: discord.gg/vexobSTORE: store.vexmc.uk

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Project Magma

Survival

CompleteMC’s modded server. Mods: Applied Energistics 2 rv6-stable-7 Ender Core 1.12.2-0.5.74 IF 4.5.0.291 Ends IO 5.1.55 Extra Utilities Hwyla 1.8.26 Inventory Pets 2.0.3 Iron Chest 7.0.67 Magical Crops Core 1.0.2 ProjectE 1.12.2-PE1.4.1 Redstone Flux – 2.1.0.6

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Adenbey

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lava Central

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP

We are a new Factions and KitPvP server. We plan on expanding to Skywars, Bedwars, and probably Skyblock, once we get an active player base.

Game: mc.lavacentral.xyz

Website: lavacentral.xyz

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Furry Kingdom

Survival

A friendly furry server aimed at embracing creativity and hard work. Enhanced survival, semi-easy play. Hope to see you there!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Terralith WhisperCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Terralith WhisperCraft 1.19.2!!! We are a server for ages 15+ and have some amazing datapacks included to modify the way the world looks in our vanilla based server. The datapacks included are: Terralith: for the overworld, which adds nearly 100 new biomes! Incendium: for the nether, adding several new biomes and many new structures to explore! We also have a number of plugins to enhance your experience, with favorites such as: CMI, CoreProtect, Jobs Reborn, mcMMO, GriefProtection, TempFly (Which you can get from voting!), Elite mobs and more! I’ve also created over 100 ranks to /rankup with and over 100 kits per rank, including the option for donator ranks! One of the things I like most about this server is that you can claim land to prevent grief and have access to a resource world, so we never have to worry about running into other players claims. If this sounds like the right type of server for you, come give us a look! Server IP for Java: magicwhistler.apexmc.co / Server IP for Bedrock: magicwhistler.apexmc.co Port: 19102

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Skeetania

Survival

wanna have a good time playing survival? join our server! we have a great mod team and a brand new world for you to play on! little to no command work done, pure vanilla no Plugins

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Adagra smp

Discord, Kingdom, Modded, Roleplay, smp

Want to play an Origins modded server? We host a Kingdom themed Origins server with many mods.Our server runs on fabric 1.18.2 and you can find our mods on our Discord server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Towny Central

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Towny Central is a Minecraft Towny Server, As well as a Towny Community. Supporting versions 1.8 to the current, We strive to make an outstanding server with a friendly community. Our main goal is to make sure our players are getting what they deserve, To have an enjoyable experience on Minecraft! Here is some of the following features Towny Central has to offer!

– Multiple worlds that used Towny – Different gamemodes featuring the Towny Plugin – Players from all over the world with strong connections – An active discord server with 24/7 support from staff – 99% uptime from the Towny Central Server – A website full of information – Multiple ways for players to contact us – An amazing community – A experienced, trustworthy staff team!

Come check us out today using any version you want! Simply open up Minecraft, Go to “Multiplayer” and enter our IP “play.townycentral.net”

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

erwara22tv

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a 20 slot minehut server, which shuts down if inactive. If you get sent to the minehut lobby do /join erwara22tv and it will start up the server

1.5.2

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Bees artifacts

Abilities, Custom Items, Datapacks, HARD, Hard Server, Multiplayer Survival

A SMP server with my datapacks Bee’s Mobs, Artifacts, and Famine.

The Famine datapack focuses on making the game harder through multiple features, such as hunger being a very, very, big problem- which encourages players to work together to survive. Mobs get stronger deeper underground and other things- and mobs get stronger in general, including different types with different buffs.

Bee’s Mobs focuses on adding new mobs to spice up variety and mob encounters.

Artifacts add items that can be obtained from killing mobs. The items, called Artifacts, give you passive buffs when equipped. You equip an Artifact by putting it in your top inventory bar.

All of these datapacks are far from finished- It is only me, Beezone, working on them, making it difficult to get a lot of content in each one. I try to add more content as often as possible to add more variety in gameplay.

For Artifacts and Mobs, I will be adding more content to these packs, more mobs and more artifacts. Adding more features to Famine would make things harder and probably annoying to some degree.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Miccraft | Lag Free Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance server.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include:·

Land Claims: This protects your hard work from greifers.·

Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient·

TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Altersheim04

4Fun, Arena Pvp, Farming, gambling, Land Claim, Landprotection, Mods, TOWN, Vehicles

Hey People

We are an friendly Forge Server with soooo much mods.

So if you want to relax and have some fun. Join us =)

U can also Fight again other players in our arena or play other games we are building. Maybe together with you =)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dragon Raiders

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Wellcome to land of Dragon Raiders. Hope you enjoy youre stay here in our brand new server.Grief protection is on.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.