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PixelVascular Quest

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	9929
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Star Shards Collected:	194	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Animals Bred:	78
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Animals Bred:	192
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Star Shards Collected:	198
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	959
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7774	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6537	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Votes:	417
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4530	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	798434	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Gods Slained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crops Grown:	2908

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

Server200222.aternos.me

English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Enchantments Applied:	253	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

XmasPartyCancelled Minecraft Server

Approval, approval in writing, BONUS, Budget, budget allocation, Cancel, christmas party, company culture, company event, company image, corporate decision, employee bonuses, Employee morale, employee satisfaction, financial targets, firing, higher management, legal action, Management, Minecraft, Server, XmasPartyCancelled

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	9910	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as canceling a fancy Christmas party to give out smaller bonuses? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this crazy story.

Imagine a world where the management is split between those who support your bold decisions and those who want to take legal action against you. It’s like a battle royale, but with office politics!

Experience the thrill of making tough decisions that could either make you a hero or get you fired. Who needs boring old Christmas parties when you can have a server full of twists and turns like this one?

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your morals and your sanity. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

DoggyDramaCraft

aggression, breeding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dog, dog behavior, DoggyDramaCraft, Experience, family dynamics, Fixed, Japanese akita, large breed dog, Marriage, obedience training, pet ownership, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, socialization, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of teamwork and communication just like in the story of this poor doggo!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to breed virtual animals without any of the real-life drama. Our server is filled with players who are always willing to lend a helping hand, unlike some partners who leave all the pet responsibilities to one person.

Explore our vast virtual world with your furry friends by your side, without worrying about them turning aggressive towards other players. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you decide to fix your virtual pets to avoid any unnecessary drama.

So come on, join our server and let’s create some hilarious stories together, just like the one above!

CraftyAfricanVibes

Africa, Colonialism, Corruption, CraftyAfricanVibes, Development, economic challenges, economic growth, Economy, education, Exploitation, foreign investment, Governance, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Natural resources, Poor, POVERTY, resource-rich, Social Issues, wealth disparity

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world as rich in resources as Africa, but without the crazy poor part! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Ever wondered why Africa is so resource rich but crazy poor? Well, on our server, we have a hilarious backstory for that! Legend has it that a mischievous group of creepers once invaded Africa and stole all the wealth, leaving the land barren and the villagers broke. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the power to reclaim the riches and restore prosperity to the land!

Join us on this epic quest filled with laughter, danger, and plenty of loot. Build your own empire, team up with friends, and take on the creepers in epic battles that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

Players:	104/700	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crops Grown:	7628	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2