ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Villages Defended:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Towns Built:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

play.vitacraft.eu

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

play.tombmc.com

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6950
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9868
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Alien Abductions:	3

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	8734	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crops Grown:	9564
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2515
Crops Grown:	6557	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	6688	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Towns Built:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Items Found:	5774	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crops Grown:	9089	Villages Defended:	12
Mines Excavated:	2945	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Votes:	2730
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co