ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	203

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	112	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	295819
Players Killed by Monsters:	4890	Star Shards Collected:	299
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2892	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	65
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.