ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Animals Bred:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Animals Bred:	186	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4250
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7769
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	860014	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	8310
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1215
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.