ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchantments Applied:	247
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9154	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Farms Harvested:	969	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Animals Bred:	147
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	52
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	2009	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Enchantments Applied:	96	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”