Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 150 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 119 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
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