Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4047 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
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