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Players:	100/100	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2422
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the pixels in each frame have more effort put into them than the last ten years of blockbuster movies! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community crazier than a herd of exploding creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Potions Brewed:	197	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	122	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	New Chunks Explored:	756331
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

mc.candycraft.net

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6904
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

chickencraft.apexmc.co

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Farms Harvested:	128	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

wintermc.net

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

pyramidcorp.gameserv.me

Oceania Prestige

PvP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3314
Runes Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

play.oceprestige.net

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

mc.neomedieval.es