Shit Hole Minecraft Server

Amenities, city life, Community, dissatisfaction, Environment, Hardship, Hole, Housing, Infrastructure, living conditions, Minecraft, negative experience, Neighborhood, POVERTY, quality of life, Safety, sanitation, Server, Shit, shithole, Social Issues, Struggling, urban decay, urban living

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2488	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	410

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1239	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6490	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Ores Mined:	2572
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla World: Reloaded provides a unique Survival & Skyblock experience suited for all ages.Infinite building & farming opportunities as you are millions of blocks away from other players. If you want to work together, share homes and team up with friends!Our Skyblock server has a custom world generator that creates islands sporadically around your starting island. Continue to export and get access to new types of wood, loot and ores!– Grief Free – Custom random teleportation plugin – Custom Skyblock world generator – 10-year-old communityJoin today: vwreloaded.com Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6BkN9DHVwb

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.