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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2048 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 214 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4344 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!
