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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY