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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ores Mined: 794 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Magic Items Found: 1590 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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