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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
Ores Mined: 841 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Divine Spears Created: 30 Star Shards Collected: 235

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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