Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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