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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4809 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!