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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Emeralds Found:	6052	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	1320	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	814	Void Gems Collected:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	3058
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6564
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Emeralds Found:	5697	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!