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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1125 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 245054 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!
From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!
So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.