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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1363 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so fierce and feathery that even the bravest players tremble at the sight of it. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll have a sex slave to cheer you on!
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?).