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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4121 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3390 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 436 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.
And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!