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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5453 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.
And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!